FPU Pick Up Lines (from DaveRamsey.com)

These were borrowed from DaveRamsey.com:

Use with care…

You look familiar … didn’t I deliver a pizza to you last week?
You’re so hot you could melt my debt snowball.
Good thing I have identity theft insurance, because you stole my heart!
Call me your mutual fund, honey … ’cause with you, I’m showing interest.
Are you unpaid credit card debt? Because you have got FINE written all over you!
If you turn me down, my life will look like a country song.
Broken heart? Well, there’s a great place to go when your heart is broke … out with me.
When I saw you, my jaw dropped like the value of a new car.
You should be my retirement plan … you’d put the “OK” in my 401k.
You look so good, I could sell you on eBay!

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