Category: Fun Stuff

Worst Movie Ever, So Far

Ok, my previous “Worse Movie Ever So Far” award went to “The Medallion.” Did anybody ever figure out that movie? Confusing and boring. The deadly duo. The good part? The last 30 minutes I slept like a baby. It was truly some of the most relaxed sleep I have ever had! The movie was that bad.

Well, sorry “Medallion,” you just lost your spot! As of last night, there is a new “Worst Movie Ever, So Far.” Medallion, you hung on for a long time, but your out. So… drum roll please… the new “Worst Ever Movie, so Far” goes to “Dragon Wars.” I can’t believe they got away with that one. It was so lame. For example, the movie is called Dragon Wars, plural with an ’s.’ At the beginning of the show they had a logo for the movie. It said “D-War.” Yep, singular, no ’s.’ Well, downhill from there.

I will say this… the movie was supposed to be serious but it gave us a lot of laughs. Congratulations, Dragon Wars!

A funny joke

I really laughed at this one!

 

 

 

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. “You know” he said, “I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?” The driver said, “No problem. Have at it.”

 

 

Billy gets into the driver’s seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver’s door and when the glass was rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor.

 

 

He told the supervisor, “I know we are supposed to enforce the law… but I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.”

 

The supervisor asked, “Is it the governor?”

 

The young trooper said, “No, he’s more important than that.”

 

The supervisor said, “Oh, so it’s the president.”

 

The young trooper said, “No, he’s even more important than that.”

 

The supervisor finally asked, “Well then, who is it?”

 

The young trooper said, “I think it’s Jesus, because he’s got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!”